Star Trek - 5 Beers

The prequel of ALL prequels. I'm a casual fan of Star Trek (TNG), but I got most of the allusions. The characters were nailed down perfectly. I finally feel like movies are catching up with the quality of my imagination. If you are an über fan, you'll see things that chumps like me didn't get. I know these sorts of things.

Where In The World Is Osama Bin Laden? - 2 Beers

White boy tries to find Bin Laden and fails. I appreciate the effort, but this dude's got a heavy hand. Pig fisted. Makes Michael Moore look like a blind girl scout. Westerners are lame and the mid-east is misunderstood...maybe...maybe not.

Feast II: Sloppy Seconds - 3 Beers

The saga continues. Probably the 2nd most bloody movie I've ever seen. None of it makes sense, which is what adds up to be a pleasant little b-movie. Rent it if you're pleased with the little things in life...gore, teeth, and silly fear.

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