Jennifer Lopez as...Veruca Salt

jennifer discovers that all you need to do is want one in order to get one. the insider reports:

"All JENNIFER LOPEZ apparently really wants is an Oscar. I hear the bombshell from the Bronx has been telling friends that her main priority right now is to win an Academy Award®."

with that in mind, id like to announce to the academy committee that i, too, an ready for my academy award winning role. i really want one bad, and i dont think my life/career/intellect could do without one. the funny thing is that she thinks that an award like this will make her credible. if she actually wins one of these, the academy will indeed have lost all credibility.