Lohan Deploys Bags

in an impressive display of writing, 'et insider' writes the following:

"The airbags in Lindsay's car were deployed and the 'Herbie: Fully Loaded' star and her passenger left the vehicle and sought shelter in a nearby antique store. "They jumped out so fast I believe they left her bag in her car," Victoria said."

there are so many jokes here, im not even sure which one to begin with...though they all seem to have the word 'bag' in the punch line.