Movie Review: The Wicker Man R-0 Strings

wow, what a bad movie. movies like this are a byproduct of having a netflix account and several magazine subscriptions which recommend nonsense like this (yeah, im looking at you rolling stone). this movie has it all. debauchery, pagan rituals, and absolutely no dialogue. not even beer would make this movie interesting. ive just finished a graduate course on film, and i know weird artsy films. this isnt one of them.