$300K For A Haircut

who can i sue for male-pattern baldness? bbc reports:

A family from the Mescalero Apache tribe is suing the producers of a Steven Spielberg TV series for cutting their daughter's hair for the show.

finally, the native american indians are grabbing on to what is truly the american dream...litigation!! education, property ownership, taco bell? that's so 1776. stick it to the people with the scissors, thats the american way!