What's The Opposite Of The "Midas Touch"?

maybe eddie van halen wasnt the real problem. mtv reports:

CBS Radio is about to an nounce the long- awaited - and much predicted - demise of Da vid Lee Roth's radio career, says the Associated Press.

its not that i like to see other people fail to make myself seem bigger (because i do), but i saw this cheesball molding way before it actually happened. why doesnt anyone hire and fire me? i could use the money.