Edward Signature Hands

sure he'll sign an autograph, but he still wont return my calls. earthtimes reports:

A new list released by the Autograph Collector magazine on Friday says that the star of the "Pirates of the Caribbean" is the number one autograph obliger.

i really want to hate the guy. everything seems to work in his favor...a principle which apparently runs contrary to my own worldview. handsome, wealthy, good autograph signer. i gotta admit, he's got more going for him than rush limbaugh does.