Movie Review: Poseidon PG13-2 Strings

one string less for gainfully employing (AND FOLLOWING) fergie. lots of dialogue cliche, and jacinda barret gets the coveted 'parent of the year' award for losing her 10 year old son on at least 2 occasions (during an epic ocean cruise disaster, mind you). one string up for hiring the girl from the 'phantom of the opera' movie. woohoo! i think im going to do my dissertation on the apparent north-american necessity for people to 'hook up' during disasters.