"See, I told you I wasn't gay!!"

tom cruise asserts some sort of manhood, and katie holmes, it appears, is not a virgin. yahoo reports:

"Happy Hollywood couple TOM CRUISE and KATIE HOLMES are expecting their first child together, a rep for Cruise confirmed to ET.

"Tom and Katie are very excited, and the entire family is very excited," a spokesperson told People magazine."

WWSD? (what would scientology do) after the recent naming of nick cage's kid after superman, all bets are off on the name...im betting something Top Gun-ish like maverick or iceman...or clutch. thats my vote: Clutch Cruise