Guys In Cowboy Hats Love Blondes

rodeos are so in right now. channel4 reports:

Hollywood actress Nicole Kidman is set to tie the knot with rock star Keith Urban.

this article offends me. keith urban...a rock star? is there nothing sacred? jimi hendrix is rolling in his grave. i dont know what urban looks like, but i bet he's got just enough facial hair to give him that mildly rebellious look that apparently blond movie stars are into right now. 20 bucks says he'll get married in blue jeans. (the boots are a given, right?) i hope she hyphenates...nicole kidman-urban. tis got a good ring to it.