You Mean That's Illeagal??

in a shocking report, a country singer is drunk. usatoday reports:

John Michael Montgomery was arrested early Thursday and charged with driving under the influence and possession of a controlled drug, jail officials said.

it should be important to note that a bulk of the midwest and all of the south will be stunned that drinking and driving is actually illegal on anything other than your spouse. at this point, i pretty much figure he's a shoe-in for a grammy. impressive smirk dude.