Orcian Idol

who knew orcs could sing? yahoo reports:

The "Lord of the Rings" musical, touted as the most expensive stage production yet, met mixed reviews on Friday as critics applauded its leaping orcs and menacing dark riders, but got lost in the tangled plots of Middle Earth.

poor bilbo...he's short, has large feet, called a halfling, and now he's on broadway singing to smeagol about his 'precious'. middle-earth in song...something about it seems so 'hobbit'. one more reason to hate canada (if indeed you needed one).