Someone Tell Her That Her Steroids Are Showing

self-effacing humiliation is so 1997. yahoo reports:

Bonds entertained and delighted a small gathering of fans and teammates Tuesday by dressing up as Abdul to judge the San Francisco Giants spin-off of the hit Fox show "American Idol," called Giants Idol.

what a novel idea!! cross-dressing in san francisco! there are several thousand cross-dressers in the bay area who are absolutely flamed right now. once again, the popular jock gets all the credit and love for doing something that other people have done for decades. just goes to prove, jocks are followers, not leaders (and certainly not role models).