Madonna's A Slag!

when your career is sagging, start attacking Jesus. cnn reports:
Later on, she donned a crown of thorns and suspended herself from a giant mirrored cross to deliver the ballad "Live to Tell." Video screens showed images of third-world poverty and reeled off grim statistics.

seriously, shes been doing this for years. i really think this sort of thing should be outlawed, and not because it's sacreligious, but because it's cliche!! offend religion, oooh that's so edgy. no really, it's way out there. totally original.