Lachey Breaks "Married to a Moron" Record

in an impressive feat of staying power, nick lachey proves hes got as much patience as Jesus. yahoo reports:

"Another day, another divorce story about Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey. Magazine reports prompted representatives for the pop star couple to issue statements Wednesday denying they have split although semantically speaking, the statements left room for a future breakup."

we sure do love to watch them crash and burn dont we? on some days, i feel like creskin. i saw this coming YEARS ago...it comes from being through plenty of therapy. gorgeous she may be, im convinced she has only one thought that runs through her head...an not even SHE knows exactly what that one thought is.