"This Was The Only Religion Not Taken"

i need a new religion like a i need another hole in my head. tmz reports:
TMZ has spoken exclusively with the minister who recently gave Britney Spears spiritual guidance. Samundrala Krishna Ma Charyulu says emotion got the best of Brit.

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