Why Is She Hangning Out With Bryan Adams?

that must've been one huge cup. yahoo reports:

The Mean Girls star was rushed to a London hospital last week after she sliced her leg open while breakfasting at the home of Bryan Adams, according to published reports.

Lohan had reportedly just stepped out of the shower Friday afternoon, when she lost her grip on a teacup, which smashed to the ground. A shard of the broken cup connected with the actress' shin, leaving a gash that required 10 stitches to close.

i may be old, and i may be stupid, but im not an idiot. several things dont add up: tea cup, shower, 10 stitches, bryan adams. as a kid i plowed head first into a parked car as i rode my big wheel. the bumper was made of quality american steel, unlike my head. even then, i didnt get 10 stitches. poor girl, cant even fake a good story.